| Lyrics: | Step right up!
From the East to the West, from the North to the South
Sign
up right'ere, your scheduled membership
to the drinkin club
Uhh...
*chorus*
They got you soaked (that's right)
I see your cup
up (drink it to em)
Let's get drunk
and get my fortune out of my drinking
club
[E-40]
E-40 in the C-L-I-C
Stuck up in the house, party top celebrity
Burpin and gurpin, gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around
I'm seein all kinda broads, from outta
town
Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses
Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess
Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade
Rovers in lamborghinis
swimming pink bikinis, lingerie
Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays
If
you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways
What kind of motherfuckin perculatoins you
niggaz got
up in the refridgerator?
Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the
legislature
Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money
You can
call me Lieutenant Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny
You can dip but don't screw up, speakers
on sub
Beat your ass, my drinking club
*chorus w/ variations* 2X
[Young Mugzi]
I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest
I'm down with
pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous
Oh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big
head
Where I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I don't jinn
Who dog sin? Big fin
is what I'm rollin
You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totin
Fools be
pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin
Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin secure out my
linen
I'm nothin but a baller, alkaholic bitches pop my collar
Tearin down pussy walls in
your motherfuckin daughter
M-O-S, S-I-E
M-U-G, and K-I-V
Always to' with E-4-0
Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store
[E-40]
Motherfuckers better know, we gets
down like that
Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin cup bitch!
*chorus w/
variations* 2X
So damn deep, I can't call it
I guess I'm just an alkaholic
Huh,
dagnabbit, doggonit
Ya Hillside hillbilly vomit
Back and forth to the bathroom
constantly
All the actors gather up, and watch me
Get super twisted highly afflicted every
day a cherry
Go on my body and throw up on the bartender
Pull out a wad of money, ballers
up to par
Treat the whole party, by buyin up the bar
Sharp pain and orange juice got my
moose up
Stainless artichokes, tequila poppes, Medusas
Better prepare myself for the upset
stomach, ohhh
Stop by the M.P. on the way home and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Step right up now last call for alcohol
Get your hurricane gorilla member here
ya monsters
That's right, cause when we and my motherfuckin entourage
get together
and we come back from a motherfuckin concert
and the afterpaty jumpin off, I wanna see ID's, we
got video cameras
We checkin all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however
Ya
understand that? You better have your membership card
if you wanna come join my motherfuckin
drinkin club, understand that bitch?
A: It's the drinkin club, we gets to' back
main
Once you drink with us, you won't be the same
The drinkin club, we
can't slow down main
We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit
That's
right
B: I wanna get high, I wanna get loaded
and tuck, throw up, and
drink again
repeat A, first line of B, then chorus 5X (E-40 talking throughout) |
