A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a
couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance,
you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With
my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance,
my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the
Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no
quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue
serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
