| Lyrics: | I've been married, and married, and often I've sighed
"I'm never a bridesmaid, I'm always a
bride"
I never divorced them, I hadn't the heart
Yet remember these sweet words, "`till
death do us part"
I married many men, a ton of them
Because I was untrue to none of
them
Because I bumped off every one of them
To keep my love alive
Sir Paul was
frail, he looked a wreck to me
At night he was a horse's neck to me
So I performed an
appendectomy
To keep my love alive
Sir Thomas had insomnia, he couldn't sleep at
night
I bought a little arsenic, he's sleeping now all right
Sir Philip played the
harp, I cussed the thing
I crowned him with his harp to bust the thing
And now he plays
where harps are just the thing
To keep my love alive
To keep my love
alive
(bridge)
I thought Sir George had possibilities
But his flirtations made
me ill at ease
And when I'm ill at ease, I kill at ease
To keep my love alive
Sir
Charles came from a sanitorium
And yelled for drinks in my emporium
I mixed one drink, he's
in memorium
To keep my love alive
Sir Francis was a singing bird, a nightingale, that's
why
I tossed him off my balcony, to see if he, could fly
Sir Atherton indulged in
fratricide,
He killed his dad and that was patricide
One night I stabbed him by my
mattress-side
To keep my love alive
To keep my love alive
To keep my love alive |
