| Lyrics: | Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the
mouse.
Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a
piece of her tail.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick
and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red faget
hangin' from a tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat
hairy dick for the family queer.
That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya
see?
One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day |
